Fascination of the Abomination!!!
So today, Linda and I were at the library studying in the cubicles. I think we were both pretty tired, so we decided to take a break and go get some frozen yogurt. While we were getting ready to leave, I saw something from the corner of my eye. Something that was just not right...
A few cubicles down, there was a man dozing off, with his pants pulled down, exposing a good three-quarters of the moon. I don't know how his butt had found its way out and how it protruded in such fashion, but there it was, for the whole world to see. It wasn't merely a glimpse of his buttcrack; it was like BAM! "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!" ...a huge, hairy mass of brown fatness... What the heck was this fool doing???
I immediately nudged Linda so that she too could see this sick sight before us. In a whisper, she told me that she had already seen it and had not said anything because he might hear her. I was a little bit disappointed because this was something that you shared. I mean, this was so stinking hilarious! This guy was knocked out and totally oblivious to the fact that his buttocks was bare. That whole night, I could not help chuckling to myself.
Hahaha... Linda's a funny girl. She dared me to slap the guy's butt. She then proceeded to make a drawing of the guy's butt, making sure she didn't forget the hairs. And throughout all of this, she kept calling me immature. Hahaha.
So today, Linda and I were at the library studying in the cubicles. I think we were both pretty tired, so we decided to take a break and go get some frozen yogurt. While we were getting ready to leave, I saw something from the corner of my eye. Something that was just not right...
A few cubicles down, there was a man dozing off, with his pants pulled down, exposing a good three-quarters of the moon. I don't know how his butt had found its way out and how it protruded in such fashion, but there it was, for the whole world to see. It wasn't merely a glimpse of his buttcrack; it was like BAM! "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!" ...a huge, hairy mass of brown fatness... What the heck was this fool doing???
I immediately nudged Linda so that she too could see this sick sight before us. In a whisper, she told me that she had already seen it and had not said anything because he might hear her. I was a little bit disappointed because this was something that you shared. I mean, this was so stinking hilarious! This guy was knocked out and totally oblivious to the fact that his buttocks was bare. That whole night, I could not help chuckling to myself.
Hahaha... Linda's a funny girl. She dared me to slap the guy's butt. She then proceeded to make a drawing of the guy's butt, making sure she didn't forget the hairs. And throughout all of this, she kept calling me immature. Hahaha.
